Muscle March announced for North America
Namco Bandai has announced that it will soon be releasing "Muscle March"(another odd game to come out of Japan) in North America on Wii Ware.
The game has players take control of "half naked muscular men" and chase after a thief, who has apparently stolen their bodybuilding friends tub of protein powder(WTF?), through a number of environments. The players follow the thief as they crash through walls, leaving holes in the form of bodybuilding poses, which the player must make their character squeeze through by gesturing with the Wii Remote and Nunchuk to match the pose. At the end of the level, players must shake the controllers to catch up and tackle the thief and that's about it.
Players can choose from a number of flamboyant and interesting characters including an American boxer, a British female bodybuilder(who is definitely a man), a top hat wearing Spaniard, a Japanese bodybuilder with swimming goggles and a polar bear in a diaper.
This could be one of the coolest games ever to come out on the Wii Ware, maybe the announcement trailer might clear things up a little -
WTF. Is this some dope head's fantasy. 8 bodybuilder cartoons running ultra fast chasing each other while doing poses? WTF can you say Wario Ware? Good.
Must hide boner from girlfriend.
This supports my hypothesis that all asians are gay.
OMFG This game looks amazing. I must have it.
This would be the only reason I'd consider buying a Wii.... drunken parties and this game would be funny as hell!
This is the reason why the Wii was made.
That chick nesting in the black guy's afro is killing me. lol
Not something I'd want to play around my friends, or even my parents, but it's good to see that the game has no issues with being completely homosexual.
My brain hurts
There are plenty of weirder Japanese games, but this might be the weirdest one to come stateside.